the cheshire cat moment

bem... isto tá um bocadinho parado...
para ver se a minha inspiração chega vou publicar este scetch que vi ontem na (re)estreia do Katy Brands Big Ass Show na BritCom (rtp2). para os fãs da Adele, ou pelo menos para mim, é um mimo...lol


Lyrics:
(sing)
This is my singing voice,
It could make the angels weep,
Soothing and sweet could make a can of Red Bull fall asleep,
I look at Duffy, i could take her in a fight,
But not that Beth Ditto,
because she looks like she might bite
Coz i sing like thiiiiiiiiiiis
(talk)
But i talk like this, yea i really do
I dont care, You what? I'm a popstar?
Cor blimey! Would you Adam and Eve it?
Thats fuckin mental,
I've only got 1 pair of shoes,
And i eat with my hands,
I ain't a diva, I aint got a clue bout nothin,
Verse 2? What? Me? Now? I gotta sing verse 2?
Bleeding hell, Alright then...
(sing)
Everyday I thank the Lord, for what the Brits school taught me,
Embrace your chav like Lily does,
And don't end up like Amy
So if you see me interviewed on T4,
Don't be surprised if I'm talking like an east-end whore,
Coz i sing like thiiiiiiiiiiis,
(talk)
But i talk like this its like,
Lovely Apples and Pears!
Lovely Apples and Pears!
2 pounds a pound,
Standard! Standard!
On me 'ead son!
Hello Pat! Hello Frank!
Cor blimey gov you know i had a blinding ruby down the Old Kent Road
Boiler packed in has it?
Thats what you get for paying Polish prices,
Where you off to then?
You going on west?
Arr giz a lift,
Arr I've never been in a car